pardon my hyperbole

Summers colds are inherently ironic and unnatural. They go against conventional wisdom, common sense, and the laws of school vacation time.

But this is Texas. In August.

Most inappropriately named virus mutation EVER.

*sneezes*

Luckily, my plans for today involve a friend coming over to watch Avatar S3, so I can lounge on the couch in a cloud of discarded tissues, like tradition dictates. :D