WIP Amnesty: XMFC Notorious AU

As ever, I am late, but here, have 5000 words of an XMFC no-powers AU loosely based on Notorious that I am no longer invested enough in the fandom to finish. (also Yahtzee is posting her own take on that, so I don't have to!) I'd written all the fun bits, anyway. It's a darker take on the film, so warnings for blackmail, emotionally unhealthy but consensual hate!sex, mentions of child abuse, and violence.

( c&p wholesale from the draft, so pardon the random timeline notes )

WIP Amnesty: XMFC, SW&tH, SPN

XMFC space assassin AU
I have a vague memory that this started as a dream, but then I wrote the opening scene and had nothing else.

( In retrospect, it's very Erik-as-the-Winter-Soldier, but IN SPACE! :D )

Snow White & the Huntsman
Wow, I have...no memory of writing this. Apparently I liked the movie enough to want to write fic, which must have lasted all of a week. Warnings for...overly poetic and euphemistic cunnilingus?

( breathe )

SPN post-S5 coda
I think I wrote this scene of Dean unpacking his duffel bag at Lisa's right after the S5 finale, and then never a) posted it or b) watched the S6 premiere. So, you know, caveat lector. Prettty sure it's been jossed.

( I literally just titled the draft 'coda'. Original of me. )

WIP Amnesty: bandom

Wow, these are from 2009. I really have not cleaned out my WIP folder in ages. If it wasn't 3AM, I'd probably be embarrassed.

( PATD old West AU, based on something inmyriadbits chatficced with someone. I can't find it anymore, so idek )

( pirate AU: there was about 20K of unwritten setup for this that I daydreamed about; this is just some Spencer/Brendon UST. The story was super implausible id!fic -- I enjoy coming up with overwrought emotional Mexican standoffs to make my characters suffer -- and I never wrote anything else. )

( this collection of plotbunnies are kind of hilarious in a 'revealing look at my fannish brain five years ago' way )

WIP Amnesty: misc

( H50 five things crossover: I half-wrote the parts with Olivia Dunham and Damien from B13, and then the end of S1 happened and I abruptly lost all interest in Steve McGarrett. I held onto it for a while because Olivia kicking ass and side-eyeing Steve's drink of choice still cracks me up, so enjoy. )

( Alice miniseries: Hatter goes to the hospital to find Alice )

( Tangled missing scene: I think I wanted to write them getting from the tower to the palace, but this is all that made it out )

( Bones-NCIS crossover: literally just a collection of bantery snippets that I never wrote out. Also, this is super old. )

( The Artist post-movie: the impetus behind this one was 99% film nerdery about musicals and the transition to sound. I think I was going to have their second movie set up a screen dynamic where Peppy's characters talked constantly and George's didn't, thus resolving the issue of his accent and also playing to their strengths. But I never got around to writing that part. )

WIP Amnesty: Avengers

( the requisite 'Coulson lives' fic that everyone did post-Avengers; I started writing a different fix-it, then someone else wrote Coulson-survives-from-an-alternate-universe better anyway -- and then Coulson actually did live, so. )

( Natasha meets Clint in a timeloop: I'm actually still writing a version of this plot, but I got the idea pre-movie, when everyone still assumed Natasha was recruited to SHIELD before Clint. Here's what remained after I cannibalized the fight scenes for the new version. )

( Five times Clint and Coulson got caught in the precipitation: this one got jossed by Agents of SHIELD and I lost interest. Plus, I would have needed to actually write the riddle battle, and I'm lazy. )

( Neal Caffrey and Steve Rogers meet while sketching in Central Park: this could probably still work as a drabble, but I'm way the hell out of WC fandom at this point and know nothing about art, so yeah. )

( Spider-Man/Avengers crossover: I'm not sure why this got promoted from a notepad file to an actual document, it's about 150 words of Peter being a failboat. Whatever, I wash my hands of it. )