Is Miss Piggy gonna have to cut a bitch?

me: I'm done! [with stupid online exam thingy that doesn't need exploring at this juncture]
me: sprawls on L's bed, exhausted
Lindsey: expectant pause
Lindsey: So...what's up?
me: pause
me: Being a pimp.
Lindsey: giggles
Lindsey: It's hard out here for a pimp.
Lindsey: I can't believe that won an Oscar!
me: Um, okay, my brain just went from "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" to "It's Not Easy Being Green". And now I'm imagining Kermit wearing bling.
both: horrified pause
Lindsey: He's all about the green!
both: die laughing

Yeah, that conversation just happened. Which is obviously why we shouldn't be watching Bones instead of going to sleep. But it's an episode from the future. It shouldn't even exist until tomorrow!

God bless Canada. *g*