Harry Potter fic rec

I'm not spoiling any of this for you, so go read this story *right now* or you will regret it. If you like McGonagall, you'll like this even more. If you *don't* like McGonagall, you will after you read this. It's got action, romance, humor, friendship, Quidditch, audience-friendly winks, Peru, and horses. How could anyone resist?

A Distinctly Different Manner of Finding Prince Charming

*makes shooing motions*