Inaugural Address

I thought my first post should support the grand tradition of LiveJournal: procrastination. So, here I am, avoiding my history essay, which the teacher will not actually read. This is a proven fact, by the way: someone wrote an essay for him last year in which the introduction was serious, but the rest was entirely about sea monkeys. I am so tempted to try it myself....

(no subject)

I must be crazy.