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spatz ([personal profile] spatz) wrote2010-04-15 01:45 am

See saw, up and down

I don't develop "personal canon" the way I've seen many writers do - all the little details like favorite color, first kiss, number of pets, etc., that are interesting and fun but never come to light. I usually start with core principles and canon details and go from there, reinventing the personal details to suit my purposes (for fic or meta or whatever).

But there's an exception: character sexuality.

When I develop an opinion about a character's sexuality, I will stick to it. I supposed a dramatic event in canon could theoretically change my mind, but it hasn't happened yet. It's weirdly opposite to my approach in real life, where I usually don't try to figure people out unless I'm deciding if I want to flirt with them. For many characters, I don't have a *conscious* idea of their orientation, but odds are I can give you an answer if you give me 30 seconds to consider it. For some, I've got very strong opinions.

Take Charlie Crews, for example. My fanon evaluation of him: straight. I used to read (and still enjoy) Charlie/Ted, but by the end of S1 I was convinced that Charlie just *loves* women, platonically and romantically. Any homosexual activity in his past was situational (i.e., prison) [and possibly not consensual], and while he's not going to have a freak out about it, he's not going to seek out male partners now that he's free.

On the other hand, Dean Winchester = bisexual, though he skews way more to the hetero end of the spectrum. I've considered him bi since well before Castiel ever showed his pretty face. If he wants to get laid, he'll usually pick up a woman, but sometimes he goes for guys - like the difference between craving a bacon cheeseburger and a double decker. Dean may be the type of guy who's very concerned with the trappings of masculinity, but I figure sex is sex is sex to him. (Falling in love, though -- that's a whole different barrel of monkeys, regardless of gender.)

Emily Prentiss: prefers women. I don't have much evidence for my opinion, and I don't think she's been in many relationships (if any) because repression thy name is Emily, but it's very clear in my mind. Hotch and Reid are both firmly heterosexual, though Reid doubtless knows reams of studies about sexuality and would be suprised-but-chill if he were ever attracted to a man.

Neal Caffrey: so very bisexual. He has strong tendencies towards clever people and committed-but-open relationships - the 'open' part being a necessary condition of his profession, where being able to seduce anyone is an advantage. If he met any aliens, he'd definitely pull a Jack Harkness and give it a try, and he's cool with polyamory.

Parker: bisexual. Obviously not shy about her sexuality, considering she hit on Nate's ex-wife in front of him, though she's as unlikely to talk about it as give away money.

Sherlock Holmes: nearly asexual, a state reinforced by his (self)conscious pursuit of logic, but he's got a weakness for people who admire him and who he considers an equal. However, in such rare events, he would only start a relationship with someone he trusts (*cough*Watson*cough*), and then only after overcoming his own self-imposed "love is a danger to logic" principles. After jumping all those hurdles, a metropolitan student of humanity like Holmes is not going to be concerned with something minor like gender.

Do any of y'all have this sort of personal canon? Want to test my opinions by throwing characters at me, or just argue with me about one of the above characters? Bring it!

[identity profile] inmyriadbits.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
(*threadjumps*)

It's strange; with Holmes, I either imagine that he's done it all, or has done nothing at all but still *knows* about it, just not from personal experience. Book-canon Holmes, at least; RDJ's Holmes...well. There's no way that man hasn't done everything on the face of the planet. Twice. For science.

For the record, Watson obliquely refers to his own history as "an experience of women which extends over many nations and three separate continents." ♥ He is way more sentimental about everything, though, I agree. He also has a talent for going with the flow (eventually) where Holmes is concerned, though; I imagine he'd be shocked at first by the non-vanilla stuff, but would be a very fast learner once Holmes properly explained things. :)

It's interesting; you and Katie have both talked about kinky-Holmes and Rudy not trusting anyone else (emotionally) other than Watson and Mike. But I think it's equally accurate to say that Watson and Mike wouldn't trust anyone else (sexually) with kink other than Holmes and Rudy.

[identity profile] calathea.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
IDK the book canon very well, but yes, I can imagine that Holmes just kind of knowing all sorts of obscure things about sexual practices (Holmes: "The Hutu tribe of Borneo use thirteen piercings of the genitals to signify their sexual coming of age." Watson: "What? D:

I think it's equally accurate to say that Watson and Mike wouldn't trust anyone else (sexually) with kink other than Holmes and Rudy.

I definitely agree. I don't think Mike would EVER go to a particularly kinky place in his life if it weren't for Rudy. If I were going to write a very NC-17 story about them (which, probably I won't, though I've been tempted and written some bits in my non-posting folders) I would definitely write rich-inner-life kinky-on-the-inside Rudy, who manages to get Mike to agree to all kinds of crazy stuff just by suggesting once and then watching Mike wind himself up thinking about it. Because Mike is basically putty in Rudy's hands, whilst at the same time totally in control of their love life. Rudy's just really really good at these little whispered comments that make Mike's brain RACE and his eyes go O.O and his blood rush south. He probably wouldn't go there independently, without Rudy thinking it up, and there's probably this weird dynamic where there are some things that he agrees to pretty quickly, and some things that it takes him a while before he's like, OKAY, YES, LET'S GO, and some things where Rudy backs off from properly suggesting whatever it is because Mike's making EW, OMG, NO! faces over his early overtures.