Cliff, Shag, Marry

[spatz]

Meme!

1) Comment to this and I will give you three people. (Any fandom listed in my profile; please state whether you want boys, girls, or both)
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the three people I give you.
4) Label which you would shag, marry, and throw off a cliff.

elucreh gave me Greta Salpeter, Severus Snape, and Rodney McKay.

I chose to cliff Severus, because even AlanRickman!Snape is not a nice person and doesn't quite match up to the others. For the LOLs, courtesy of Google.

Shag Rodney, because I would probably murder him in a long-term relationship but he is quite lovely and smirky and smart.

And marry Greta. (This picture is titled appropriately if rather crudely) I predict lots of bendy sex, bribing her to sing for me, and swing-dancing offspring with a penchant for vintage clothing.

Comments

[sobsister.livejournal.com]

Hah, that Snape image is awesome. I wanna play too! Um...Avatar, Wonderfalls, Buffy, Farscape?

[thespatz.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm edition! You must pick between Jaye, Giles, and Aeryn.

Oh no...a challenge./sarcasm

[sobsister.livejournal.com]

Okay, cliff Giles is easy, 'cause I have Giles issues and also he is old(er than me).

But Aeryn and Jaye? That is tough. Hmm. Aeryn would probably lose patience with me and kill me fairly quickly, and if she didn't, I would almost certainly be caught in some sort of cross-fire, what with the fugitive issue. Plus she is hot. So, shag Aeryn.

And now I am married to Jaye, who probably wouldn't like me any better than Aeryn, but at least probably couldn't kill me.

Fun game!