Important Question

[spatz]

Dean & Sam = Calvin & Hobbes: Y/N?



Dean & Calvin

Height?
short, relative to companion

Hair?
short and spiky

Sense of Humor?
snarky and gruesome

Personal Style?
distinctive and simple (leather jacket, jeans; red-striped shirt)

Conversational Style?
blunt, loud or devious, with occasional angst (familial and existential, respectively); lack of brain-to-mouth filter

Ability to play innocent?
needs a *lot* of work

-Fondness for projectile weapons (guns; snowballs/water balloons), going fast, and tall dorky companion
-Not nearly as smooth as they think they are, though fond of BSing authority figures
-Enjoy chaos and pranks
-Like building devices (EMF, car; Transmogrifier, time machines)
-Dislike being babysat
-Enjoy crappy TV and movies

Sam & Hobbes

Height?
tall

Hair?
in excess (mop o' hair; fur)

Sense of Humor?
dry, full of eye-rolling at companion, occasionally prim

Personal Style?
patterns (whacky prints; stripes)

Conversational Style?
frequently expository

Ability to play innocent?
excellent

-Attempts at dignity/seriousness usually spoiled by Dean or Calvin
-Better at schoolwork/research
-Capable artists (Devil's Trap; tiger self-portrait)
-More cautious
-Able to physically overwhelm others (Hug o' Doom; tiger tackle)
-Excellent at being sullen
-Romantics
-More aware of consequences



Dude, now I want fic where Dean eats Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs and drives John up the wall....

Comments

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