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1.) Twenty imaginary dollars to whoever can guess the source of my subject quote! The ladies who saw it with me tonight are not allowed to play, sorry.
2.) What is with the sudden spate of people watching The Mentalist? It's totally bizarre, and I blame![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
inmyriadbits ;) I've seen a few eps with her, since she keeps stealing my laptop before I wake up to watch, and the best part of each has been Cho totally pwning someone with his magical powers of deadpan. And his arms. (Preferably both at the same time.)
3.) Supernatural continues to stealthily gnaw at my brain. I wrote a coda for 5x22, but I'm still blocked on two parts, which is driving me mad. I'll probably just post in frustration soon. My last day of work was Friday (yay!) and I slept in on Saturday morning. I have a tendency to doze after I wake up, and my brain comes up with the *weirdest* shit in that state. Which, naturally, I feel compelled to tell Livejournal. ;)
Namely:
Who else but the radiant Claudia Black?
and:
Dean would make a great Princess Anastasia, from the Disney animated movie.
....No, wait, hear me out!
So, John and Mary Winchester are the royalty of the hunter community, and they're happily living in Lawrence with Dean and Sam when the YED shows up on the scene, oozing charm and promising the world. They eventually get suspicious of him, kick him out, and he swears revenge, with the power of Hell behind him.
There's a dreadful fire, and Dean miraculously gets Sam out of thepalace house. He puts Sam on a train out of town, but can't get on himself, and falls on the tracks. He's left an amnesiac orphan, obsessed with finding his family but with only a mysterious amulet to hint at what he lost.
(lol, it all sounds most melodramatic written out like that. I love this movie.)
Anyway, the miraculous escape of Dean and Sam was an actual angelic miracle, courtesy of Castiel. He gets in serious trouble for interfering, and his grace is removed and he's banished to Earth as a human. He hooks up with Bobby, and runs cons and hunts out of Lawrence for several years, getting more and more cynical and bitter each year.
Sam reachesParis the Roadhouse and is taken in by Ellen, who acts as a sort of Regent until he comes of age. Everyone is sure Dean died in Kansas, but Sam won't give up hope.
Many years later, Sam has come of age and into control of the royal hunter family money (*handwaves* just go with it; or, like, whoever holds the Colt holds power, whatevs, this is not the logic you're looking for), and offers a reward for any information about Dean's location. Meanwhile, Dean pisses off the orphanage supervisor too many times, steals his classic 1967 Impala, and runs off to Lawrence with it. He crashes into Cas and Bobby - literally - and they all end up having to leave Lawrence. Cas is pissed, but Bobby tells him not to be an idjit, and pay attention to the fact that Dean is a freakishly good doppelganger of Dean Winchester. Cas hopes that the reward will help him track down his grace so he can return to heaven; Dean just wants to find his family, so he agrees to give it a try; Bobby keeps his reasons to himself.
Thus begins an epic roadtrip, with Bobby teaching Dean how to hunt so he can convince Sam of his identity, and Cas and Dean arguing at the drop of a hat but also repeatedly saving each others' lives and awkwardly falling in love. (Not that they admit it!)
They get to the Roadhouse, and Bobby convinces Ellen to help them, so she teaches Dean how to curse and drink, and introduces him to Sam. Sam has seen too many fakes at this point, unfortunately, and doesn't even listen to him, though he is angry enough to tell Dean that Cas just wants to get back to Heaven and the douchebag angels who let their parents die. :(
By now, Castiel is convinced that Dean is the real thing, even though he can't recognize souls like when he was an angel, so he, uh, forcibly arranges another meeting between the brothers and exits quietly. This time, Sam recognizes the amulet, and the Winchesters are finally reunited. *cue triumphant music*
But oh no! The YED shows up again! Cue an epic battle, in which Castiel comes back in the nick of time and everyone gets to be badass, and Dean finally shoots YED with the Colt, and they all live happily ever after.
.........Yeah. My brain, everyone.
.....I can't still decide if my favorite part of this cracktastic mess is the amulet, or Sam being cast as a little old granny ;)
"No shame" is still the fannish motto, yes?
2.) What is with the sudden spate of people watching The Mentalist? It's totally bizarre, and I blame
inmyriadbits ;) I've seen a few eps with her, since she keeps stealing my laptop before I wake up to watch, and the best part of each has been Cho totally pwning someone with his magical powers of deadpan. And his arms. (Preferably both at the same time.)3.) Supernatural continues to stealthily gnaw at my brain. I wrote a coda for 5x22, but I'm still blocked on two parts, which is driving me mad. I'll probably just post in frustration soon. My last day of work was Friday (yay!) and I slept in on Saturday morning. I have a tendency to doze after I wake up, and my brain comes up with the *weirdest* shit in that state. Which, naturally, I feel compelled to tell Livejournal. ;)
Namely:
Who else but the radiant Claudia Black?
and:
Dean would make a great Princess Anastasia, from the Disney animated movie.
....No, wait, hear me out!
So, John and Mary Winchester are the royalty of the hunter community, and they're happily living in Lawrence with Dean and Sam when the YED shows up on the scene, oozing charm and promising the world. They eventually get suspicious of him, kick him out, and he swears revenge, with the power of Hell behind him.
There's a dreadful fire, and Dean miraculously gets Sam out of the
(lol, it all sounds most melodramatic written out like that. I love this movie.)
Anyway, the miraculous escape of Dean and Sam was an actual angelic miracle, courtesy of Castiel. He gets in serious trouble for interfering, and his grace is removed and he's banished to Earth as a human. He hooks up with Bobby, and runs cons and hunts out of Lawrence for several years, getting more and more cynical and bitter each year.
Sam reaches
Many years later, Sam has come of age and into control of the royal hunter family money (*handwaves* just go with it; or, like, whoever holds the Colt holds power, whatevs, this is not the logic you're looking for), and offers a reward for any information about Dean's location. Meanwhile, Dean pisses off the orphanage supervisor too many times, steals his classic 1967 Impala, and runs off to Lawrence with it. He crashes into Cas and Bobby - literally - and they all end up having to leave Lawrence. Cas is pissed, but Bobby tells him not to be an idjit, and pay attention to the fact that Dean is a freakishly good doppelganger of Dean Winchester. Cas hopes that the reward will help him track down his grace so he can return to heaven; Dean just wants to find his family, so he agrees to give it a try; Bobby keeps his reasons to himself.
Thus begins an epic roadtrip, with Bobby teaching Dean how to hunt so he can convince Sam of his identity, and Cas and Dean arguing at the drop of a hat but also repeatedly saving each others' lives and awkwardly falling in love. (Not that they admit it!)
They get to the Roadhouse, and Bobby convinces Ellen to help them, so she teaches Dean how to curse and drink, and introduces him to Sam. Sam has seen too many fakes at this point, unfortunately, and doesn't even listen to him, though he is angry enough to tell Dean that Cas just wants to get back to Heaven and the douchebag angels who let their parents die. :(
By now, Castiel is convinced that Dean is the real thing, even though he can't recognize souls like when he was an angel, so he, uh, forcibly arranges another meeting between the brothers and exits quietly. This time, Sam recognizes the amulet, and the Winchesters are finally reunited. *cue triumphant music*
But oh no! The YED shows up again! Cue an epic battle, in which Castiel comes back in the nick of time and everyone gets to be badass, and Dean finally shoots YED with the Colt, and they all live happily ever after.
.........Yeah. My brain, everyone.
.....I can't still decide if my favorite part of this cracktastic mess is the amulet, or Sam being cast as a little old granny ;)
"No shame" is still the fannish motto, yes?