spatz: sundial with fall leaves (sundial)
spatz ([personal profile] spatz) wrote2009-10-20 09:16 pm
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Warning: dangerously extended metaphors

After musing on the subject, I have come to a Very Important Conclusion.

Ensemble shows are like poker hands.

Most of the time, you have one or two cards that aren't so good. Maybe you shuffle things around, hide the bad cards in back, and the hand looks a little stronger. If you're not too good at the game, you stick with what you have and your wimpy hand gets its ass kicked, or you fold. Maybe you ditch the weak cards and pick up a replacement or two. Sometimes that works out well (NCIS), sometimes not (SG-1). Sometimes you ditch a card that you REALLY wish you hadn't (House, from what I've heard).

And then there are the hands that you pick up and everything is lined up perfectly: four of a kind, royal flush, full house, straight. Shows like Firefly, Criminal Minds, The West Wing, Bones, Sports Night. What's *really* impressive is when they manage to replace a member of one of those casts and make it even better - kinda like dropping a card from a full house to draw four of a kind.

I have no real deep thoughts here. Except that I am debating whether to get a paid account because I crave icons, or see if anyone has Dreamwidth invite codes.

(The secretly funny thing about this post is that I don't even play poker. But bridge is not exactly metaphorically rich.)
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[personal profile] drunkoffthestars 2009-10-21 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I have dreamwidth codes!

[identity profile] thespatz.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
*makes gimme hands*

*politely*
drunkoffthestars: (FOB - patrick what porn)

[personal profile] drunkoffthestars 2009-10-21 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
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and if you know anyone else looking for them, gimme a heads up! i've got plenty!

[identity profile] thespatz.livejournal.com 2009-10-28 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Forgot to say thanks! I'm Image (http://spatz.dreamwidth.org/profile)spatz (http://spatz.dreamwidth.org/), but I haven't set it up yet.
celli: a woman and a man holding hands, captioned "i treasure" (Eza poker)

[personal profile] celli 2009-10-21 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
HMMMMMMM.

[identity profile] thespatz.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
TV is the sport of people who... play other people on TV?

[identity profile] inmyriadbits.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
(Wait, who did House drop?)

I like this metaphor!

What's *really* impressive is when they manage to replace a member of one of those casts and make it even better - kinda like dropping a card from a full house to draw four of a kind.

Of course, the best cheaters players are the ones who can add more cards than technically should be in a hand and make it work. Like when West Wing has four of a kind (aces, plus a king) with its cast and then pulls a fifth ace out of their sleeve. :D

As for bluffing, it's usually really easy to tell when someone doesn't have the hand they'd like everyone to think that they do...